I love taking my time.
I love Skittles.
I love grace.
I love integrity.
I love getting rimmed.
I love bimbos.
I love raunch.
I love exhibitionists.
I love DVD Special Features.
I love popcorn.
I love Twizzlers.
I love LATE night walks.
I love Jay.
I love Mattie.
I love convertibles.
I love playing in big waves.
I love toe nail polish.
I love oshin.
I love glitter.
I love poppers.
I love Lady Clairol.
I love shoes.
I love big penises.
I love smoking pot.
I love Polaroid cameras.

"Sorry for the delay, Jay. I wanted to give it some thought (read: procrastinate).

What's funny is when I realized how late I was I fired off the above list in
about 1.5 minutes. It was surprisingly easy!

After sending you my list of I Love I checked out your sight. It seems my list may have gone in a slightly different tack, qualitatively, from many others. Oops!

Please let me know if you would like
me to resubmit them with a PG rating.

On second thought, don't. My life isn't PG either. Just take out the ones you think are inappropriate."

(JMS: Inappropriate? I wouldn't change a single word.)